Hello My Name Is Greg

We just wanted to rent an elderly person! What’s the big...

Thu, 02 May 2013 14:13:18 -0700

We just wanted to rent an elderly person! What’s the big deal?!?

Here’s an easy way to make people think you’re...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 12:50:29 -0700

Here’s an easy way to make people think you’re CRAZY. Crashing People’s Conversations!

Would you take money from a homeless man if he offered? See...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 12:41:15 -0700

Would you take money from a homeless man if he offered? See what happens with this funny and fascinating social experiment.

Time to celebrate Easter with the traditional ogling at...

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 18:26:57 -0700

Time to celebrate Easter with the traditional ogling at WonderCon cosplay girls.

TOP 5 FAILED PRANKS!

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 15:38:25 -0700

TOP 5 FAILED PRANKS!

SAUSAGES!

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 08:52:23 -0700

SAUSAGES!

Here are my picks for the Oscars!

Sun, 24 Feb 2013 11:48:42 -0800

Here are my picks for the Oscars!

Super Bowl 2013 Commercials Sneak Peek! Because the ads are...

Tue, 29 Jan 2013 08:47:16 -0800

Super Bowl 2013 Commercials Sneak Peek! Because the ads are better than most stuff on TV.

Hey that’s totally me.

Mon, 21 Jan 2013 12:45:54 -0800

Hey that’s totally me.

Just having some fun with tourists.

Mon, 21 Jan 2013 08:33:11 -0800

Just having some fun with tourists.

The best out of context Wil Wheaton gif

Sun, 20 Jan 2013 10:38:18 -0800

laughterkey:

robotindisguise:

10 points to gryffindor.

Hello, Tumblr. Sorry I’ve been neglecting you lately. I...

Sat, 12 Jan 2013 08:54:02 -0800

Hello, Tumblr. Sorry I’ve been neglecting you lately. I still love you. To prove it, here is a woman with a meat hat. Feel free to photo reply.

Photo

Sat, 12 Jan 2013 08:51:24 -0800

huffpostcomedy: Bill Murray on Gilda Radner: “Gilda got...

Fri, 30 Nov 2012 17:32:33 -0800

huffpostcomedy:

Bill Murray on Gilda Radner:

“Gilda got married and went away. None of us saw her anymore. There was one good thing: Laraine had a party one night, a great party at her house. And I ended up being the disk jockey. She just had forty-fives, and not that many, so you really had to work the music end of it. There was a collection of like the funniest people in the world at this party. Somehow Sam Kinison sticks in my brain. The whole Monty Python group was there, most of us from the show, a lot of other funny people, and Gilda. Gilda showed up and she’d already had cancer and gone into remission and then had it again, I guess. Anyway she was slim. We hadn’t seen her in a long time. And she started doing, “I’ve got to go,” and she was just going to leave, and I was like, “Going to leave?” It felt like she was going to really leave forever.

So we started carrying her around, in a way that we could only do with her. We carried her up and down the stairs, around the house, repeatedly, for a long time, until I was exhausted. Then Danny did it for a while. Then I did it again. We just kept carrying her; we did it in teams. We kept carrying her around, but like upside down, every which way—over your shoulder and under your arm, carrying her like luggage. And that went on for more than an hour—maybe an hour and a half—just carrying her around and saying, “She’s leaving! This could be it! Now come on, this could be the last time we see her. Gilda’s leaving, and remember that she was very sick—hello?”

We worked all aspects of it, but it started with just, “She’s leaving, I don’t know if you’ve said good-bye to her.” And we said good-bye to the same people ten, twenty times, you know.

And because these people were really funny, every person we’d drag her up to would just do like five minutes on her, with Gilda upside down in this sort of tortured position, which she absolutely loved. She was laughing so hard we could have lost her right then and there.

It was just one of the best parties I’ve ever been to in my life. I’ll always remember it. It was the last time I saw her.”

- from Live from New York: an Uncensored History of Saturday Night Live

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How “cool” are Whole Foods employees really?...

Thu, 27 Sep 2012 16:22:43 -0700

How “cool” are Whole Foods employees really? Let’s prank ‘em & find out!

To prove the North American Open Poetry Contest is a scam...

Mon, 27 Aug 2012 08:19:01 -0700

To prove the North American Open Poetry Contest is a scam that’ll publish anything so you’ll buy their expensive books, I submitted this poem. They published it. I xeroxed the page then returned the book for a refund. (The photo strip is just an added bonus for you.)

I wrote this beautiful poem for you.

Mon, 20 Aug 2012 10:15:02 -0700

I wrote this beautiful poem for you.

This makes me very, very happy.

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 07:56:23 -0700

This makes me very, very happy.

The Olsen Twins are probably turning in their graves!

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 12:19:13 -0700

The Olsen Twins are probably turning in their graves!

paymanbenz: Here’s a promo I made for The Travel Channel, you...

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 07:44:24 -0700

paymanbenz:

Here’s a promo I made for The Travel Channel, you guys!

Holy SHIT that’s funny.